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JONÁS Gutiérrez has become the first senior Newcastle United player to announce he wants to leave the club.
The Argentinian winger was not one of those who returned to Darsley Park yesterday for pre-season training, having been granted extra time off following his international commitments.
However, the 26-year-old has made it clear he does not plan to be part of the side which returns to Football League action after a 16-year absence against West Bromwich Albion on August 8.
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OK so it's not like the Tyne-Wear derby but the match against Boro is a good chance to get another three points on the board and move up the table.
There's been a few classic moments - who'll ever forget that night when Ginola destroyed Middlesbrough right-back Neil Cox and crossed for Les Ferdinand to nod in that picture goal?
THIS week's picture is Joey Barton enjoying a joke with referee Mike Riley during the Barclays Premier League match between Sunderland and Newcastle at Stadium of Light .
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